As I am taking a little flight this month with Hubby (He does not work for any of these airlines, I hastily add), but I wanted to show you who he has to work with!
Ole Madam up there no doubt!
Yeah, he mentions the poofs but not the birds!
So, here's a little joke for you.......................
A man was sitting in the bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself: Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for?
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airline slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, 'Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta'.
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head, so he leaned towards her again and said, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look, and he mentally kicked himself, while scratching Singapore Airlines off the list.
He thought "Perhaps she works for Thai Airways..." and said, "Smooth as Silk?"
This time the woman turned on him and said, "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, slumped back in his chair, and said - "Ahhhhh, Ryan Air!"
fabulous. loved that.
ReplyDeletelol! great joke xxx
ReplyDeleteIs that the meme, RM? (If so, do I get to keep her?!)
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's a joke meme (rather than win an air-hostess with not-much-on)? Ok, then...
ReplyDeletePaddy applies for a job as a blacksmith.
'So, Paddy, have you ever shooed a horse?' asks the blacksmith.
'No sir' says Paddy. 'But I once told a cow to f**k off!'
LOL...excellent early am giggle over that joke.
ReplyDeleteVery good!
ReplyDeleteThat really made me smile....thanks for the tag, I hope there's no time limit. Will get onto it asap.
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Joanna was right, you are a lot of fun over here. Glad I stopped by.
ReplyDeleteGreat joke ... and scarily true! ;0)
ReplyDeleteNever a truer word said. I've done the Meme but given it a new title!
ReplyDeleteVery funny - Sleazyjet are just as bad but not quite :)
ReplyDeleteOh the wonderful national carrier - we're SO proud over here in Oireland. That must explain where the check-in desk person was who should have been attending their post at Newcastle airport and nearly made me miss my bloody flight. Rant, rant, rant...... :-(
ReplyDeleteHiya!
ReplyDeleteReluctant - pleased you liked it.
Amy - Aah, I like a joke now and again too xx
Dottie!!! - Love it! Fabulous - really made me laugh. I love a good belly laugh! xx
Jennymac - Sets the day up right with a good giggle, doesnt it? Thanks for dropping by x
Chic Mama - Your welcome. Whenever your ready - at your leisure xx
PHST - Aah, the lovely Joanna. You're most welcome, thanks for your comment.
ED - Yeah, I've flown Ryan Air once. Oooh, it gave me the shivers!!! x
WAW - I've seen that Meme! - It made me really laugh - you're such a sweetie xx
WOB - I know, I watch that 'Airline' programme! xx
HCM - On telly, it always appears funny, but when it happens to you its awful. They were probably our having a fag or something when you checked in...or posing in front of the airplane, like madam up there! xx
Thanks so much for all your comments, its always wonderful to hear from you.
Much love RMxx