Unfortunately, she read the 'Italian Stallion' post and this was the look on her face.
Not a fan then.
In other news, my Hubby recently declared that he would like to be a house-husband.
We have been together 16 years, married for 12 years and have three kids aged 22, 11 and 10.
NOW he wants to be a house-husband?
When all the hard work is over and the kids are virtually on edge of flying the nest (one hopes), he decides he wants to be a house-husband!
I have no doubt that he would be a better house-husband than I have been a house-wife. I am sloppy, I don't clean unless I'm stressed and the cupboard is mostly bare.
So this is my deal.
Sure honey, you can be a house-husband. Let me pass these exams then I will get a good job working away from home which will include travel abroad to exotic places, because that is where my clients will be based.
Extra perks, like socialising (only on a business scale of course), entertaining clients and having expensive designer clothes (to look good for the clients), meals out (business again) and flashy cars (business again) will be necessary requirements for me.
I will only come home at weekends, then I will slop around, play on my motorbike, ignore the kids and demand dinner at set times. I shall not take you out for ten years and expect sex on demand - even if your really knackered and haven't waxed your bits.
Plus, just so you don't feel too lonely, we'll have another couple of kids and don't count on me to help because I'll be too busy working.
How does that sound?
My Hubby has yet to comment on any part of my proposal.
I think he's getting a good deal - he doesn't have to study too and hold down three jobs....easy, peasy, lemon squeezy!